Desk Rabbit is an immortal being that regenerates every 100 years. She lives inside North Bend Forever Hotel, which lives inside a waterfall that does not exist, or it only exists in North Bend WA, I can't remember. The desk rabbit is doomed/blessed to work the front desk, she cannot leave work, there is nothing outside the hotel except running water, so she decides to love her job. But something is wrong with regeneration 1998, she keeps filming the director back and trying to give him ideas and inspiration. If Desk Rabbit doesn't shut up the fuck up and make the right movie soon, he might reconsider if she is a needed part. If making movies stupid hotel movies makes Desk Rabbit a movie star, then fine! She will be that! She can't argue with the director, but she can make a movie of her own if she stays out of his way.